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Minushi is a Canadian animated feature film produced, directed, written and animated by Tyler Gibb, an independent filmmaker living in Montreal, Quebec. It is one of the first feature films to be entirely animated in Adobe Flash. It premiered on July 10 at the 2007 Fantasia Festival in Montreal.
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The Morning Star is the eighth studio album by American musician Daniel Bachman. It was released on July 27, 2018, by Three Lobed Recordings.
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Serge Beynaud is an Ivorian singer, songwriter and music producer, associated with styles such as Coupé-Décalé and Loko loko.
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