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Numancia is an administrative neighborhood (barrio) of Madrid belonging to the district of Puente de Vallecas.
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Panorama is a women's World Cup technical ski course on Zauberberg mountain in Semmering, Lower Austria, opened in 1995. Slope has maximum incline at 27 degrees (51%).
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