{"fact":"Florence Nightingale owned more than 60 cats in her lifetime.","length":61}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?","punchline":"A stega-snore-us.","id":252}
{"type":"general","setup":"What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?","punchline":"A spelling bee.","id":157}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What did the router say to the doctor?","punchline":"It hurts when IP.","id":366}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go broke?","punchline":"They kept spending all their cache.","id":438}
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{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"fact":"Cats that live together sometimes rub each others heads to show that they have no intention of fighting. Young cats do this more often, especially when they are excited.","length":169}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What has ears but cannot hear?","punchline":"A field of corn.","id":238}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
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{"slip": { "id": 99, "advice": "Learn from your mistakes."}}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"fact":"Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.","length":43}
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