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Emmanuel (Manoli) Savenas, was a Greek American professional wrestler who wrestled under the name Mike Pappas. He worked mainly for World Wide Wrestling Federation in the early 1970s and the National Wrestling Alliance.
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Carex haydeniana is a species of sedge known by the common name cloud sedge.
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Debaal or Deb’aal is a municipality located at the Tyre District, in the South Governorate, Lebanon. It is located north of Jwaya and south of Baflay, 22 km east of Tyre.
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